Average Joe - The Lawyer Terrence – MetroGuy
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Im a total camo freak! And i like that they have an all camo collection. Easier for me to find what i am looking for. The tank top is a bit too tight so I suggest you order a size bigger. The swim trunks fits perfectly tho! Its one sexy swim trunks too i gotta say

Skull Sneakers
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This Skull sneakers are dope! The gold skull and zipper accent makes it one of a kind. I also like its convertible front. Totally recommend this pair!👍

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Average Joe - The Lawyer Terrence

Average Joe - The Lawyer Terrence

$29.99 USD

Your fantasies of being with the sexy lawyer will soon be realized with Topco’s Average Joe – the Lawyer Terrence. 

  • Harness compatible suction cupped base.
  • Realistic tip, shaft, and balls.
  • Waterproof and fully submersible so it can be taken anywhere; the bathtub, shower, or hot tub.

You can throw yourself on the court’s mercy with a lawyer like this. He will make certain that you do some hard time though. Bend over and take it again and again. How many counts and cases do you want to have against you as you get to enjoy the Lawyer Terrence? Enjoy the Lawyer Terrence all to yourself or share with a friend – the law is made for everyone. Either way, with his realistic tight balls and veined shaft your orgasms will go through the roof. Are you ready for your de-briefing now?

When you buy the Average Joe – the Lawyer Terrence you will receive:

- One, lifelike dildo measuring 7.5” in length (6” insertable) &  1.625” in diameter

We all know how slippery the average lawyer can be. This guy...not so much. Try helping him out with one of our delightfully slippery water-based lubes

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Love The Tanks
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