Average Joe – The Bartender Miguel – MetroGuy
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Camo Freak
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Im a total camo freak! And i like that they have an all camo collection. Easier for me to find what i am looking for. The tank top is a bit too tight so I suggest you order a size bigger. The swim trunks fits perfectly tho! Its one sexy swim trunks too i gotta say

Skull Sneakers
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This Skull sneakers are dope! The gold skull and zipper accent makes it one of a kind. I also like its convertible front. Totally recommend this pair!👍

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Average Joe – The Bartender Miguel

Average Joe – The Bartender Miguel

$29.99 USD
There is nothing average about the Average Joe – The Bartender Miguel and you will get to enjoy this glorious dildo over and over again. 
  • Harness compatible suction cupped base.
  • Realistic tip, shaft, and balls.
  • Waterproof and fully submersible so it can be taken anywhere; the bathtub, shower, or hot tub.

This is the bartender you want with you when you get home after the bar closes. Forget that prima donna behind the bar who looks like a good fuck, but will be worn out well before you are. Bartender Miguel never gets worn out, will never expect you to cook him breakfast in the morning, and won’t ask for a ride to work the next day. You can be fucking Miguel to well after sun up if you like, and you’ll love the way the super realistic tip, shaft and balls feel while sliding in and out of your ass. The best part is when you’re finished just clean him off, and throw him in the drawer. You don’t have to see him again until you want to.


When you buy our Average Joe – The Bartender Miguel you will receive: 

- One, life like dildo measuring 7.5” in length (6” insertable) &  1.625” in diameter


To ensure your night with your new bartending friend goes smoothly, make sure to pick up some of our lube. Have fun!

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Love The Tanks
Great Collection of Tank Tops and Shirts. Totally unique and versatile! I bought a few tanks and shirts that I use to work out and yet they are so trendy i love wearing them everywhere and anywhere the weather permits! 😜 Also try their Daring Undies Collection! Got a few pairs as well. So darn SEXY!

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